E-mail Subjects

After a long long time I cleared my hotmail inbox. My hotmail account is 7-8 years old or so and as an "old account" it gets a lot of spam, junk mail, advertisements etc... I generally just look at "from" field and delete all the mail... Today I checked the subjects and decided to write som of the here... "Creative" ones... (That try to hunt you... :) Here are some of the subjects that made me smile:

Chloe said you
I know all about you
Hi !
I have the cure.
You sure will want it
Look what i have found
Wanna hear a joke?
Don't be silly
You blocked my ICQ
Lets work this out
Dont tell her please
Why don’t you like me?
Did I offend you?
I can’t believe you forgot